Orientation

In your average men's restroom, above the urinals (am I allowed to say that online?), there are usually posters. This one was about an art show the school was putting on in a week or so. Whoever hung it up did it poorly though, and it was off center. So I'm standing there, doing my thing, reading the poster, when I realize that I've turned about fifteen degrees off kilter, and have been peeing on my shoe. Not the best way to impress people.