Paper

My newspaper gets stolen every day sometime between the hours of six and ten in the morning. If I get up early to get it, fine. If I sleep in (which I can do, since I am still a student), it disappears. It always disappears, without fail, by ten. Every so often I spin a little fantasy in my head where I stake out the paper to find out who is stealing it. But I think that would make me an old coot before my time.